Thursday, January 20, 2005

How to Deal with a Telemarketer # n=1
This one is courtesy my apartment mate Dipu:

Telemarketer (lady): Hi. May I speak to Sudipta?
Dipu: Yes, that's me.
Telemarketer: Sir, would you like to apply for our special promotional ...
Dipu: Will you marry me?

Here's one my friend Roopam pulled.

Voice: Good morning, sir. Would like to be included in our dating service database?
Roopam: Well, actually I'm married... but I'm a Muslim, so I'm allowed 4 wives. Please include my name.

(hangs up)
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