Sunday, February 06, 2005

How to not be broke when you break
Best day to break up with someone or end ties with an old no-longer-a-friend is the day before his/her birthday. You save valuable gift money and you don't have to try and call the person multiple times while s(he) has the phone occupied with other closer associates. Extending the same logic, the worst day for a tie-breaker would be the day before your own birthday - no gifts, no gifts, no gifts :(

The mathematician looked at his new found logic and exclaimed, "Aha! By the same logic the best day for reconciling troubled ties would be the day before your own birthday and the worst day must be the day after the person's birthday."

Moral of the story: If you have a twin sibling you don't get along with - you are screwed.

Comments: Post a Comment

<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?