Tuesday, March 29, 2005


My views on the vices:

* Gambling is like my plans of marrying Jennifer Anniston. I know there is only a slim chance of it happenin but then my chances are just as good as all the other suckers.

* Alcohol is like a striptease - you pay for it and you almost feel that the experience is real, but no amount of it is enough to change the reality.

* Cigarettes are like watching a magic show - you pay to see something disappear in thin air.

* Sex is like ballroom dancing - you can do some form of it alone but it is so much more fun when you have a partner to do it with.

Aah, the good old Bing...
Some lines:
Cheese - It's milk... that you chew
Crackers - Because your cheese needs a buddy
The Phone - Bringing you closer to people who have phones
Bagels and Donuts - Round food for every mood
The melon one was the real killer tho', I guess:)
Keep it going Sagnik!
Grapes - Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth
Sagnik - because you wont get better laugh-o-logist .
@Biplab - bing on target

@Debalina - ah! nothing like a good compliment early in the morning. thank you :)
I demand that you stop posting articles that are offensive to sexologists. (By calling sex a vice)

Damn funny post by the way :)
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