Sunday, April 24, 2005

Try this! 

So Subs and I went to watch Kung Fu Hustle (which btw, is one of the best movies I've seen in the past few years - yeah! it's that good). We reached the place early and since both of us are basically serious PhD students we wanted do something constructive before the movie began. So we started thinking of obnoxious things to do in a movie theater and this is the best idea we came up with:

Go for a really bad movie - the kinds where only two or three people come. So you have an almost empty auditorium with few bored people in it. The only folks there would be either people who wanted to be left completely alone or are desperate couples who couldn't find a room for themselves. Now go and sit right in front of one of these folks. Can you imagine just how bugging that'll be? If you want to take it one notch higher - sit next to them and say in broken English - "Myself Kumar from India. Speak English little little. First movie in big screen. Very excited but no understand. So sit with you - explain please. Very please!"

Warning: All stunts are performed by trained experts under supervision. Try it at your own risk :)

Kung fu Hustle rocks! I've another idea here. Go to a popular movie in a group of 5-10 (all-males), and share a single bag of popcorn and a glass of coke. While leaving the theatre, all walk closely, ek-dusre se almost takrate huye and stare people in the eye. And enjoy the look on their faces!
@ag - oh don't metion that - i went for Hitch with two other guys and we were the only ppl in the autditorium without girls and the stares we got were very sad :((
me Kumar from India, speak english little little... first movie in big scr...

*thapack!! smack!! grunge grunge grunge!!! huff puff!!* (the killer walks away)

:)) he he

Love, laughter n keep the faith

Sagnik Jr.
@namesake - just coz someone is a lawyer that someone has to indulge in bloody stories :))
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