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Saturday, June 11, 2005

XXX - with gasoline and no Diesel 

The topic is risque - hence a weekend post. So beware!

A very good friend of mine (even her initials shall not be revealed) told me a few days back that she likes to watch the occasional porn. 3 seconds after revealing that, she blushed and realized the gaffe she had committed. NOBODY ever accepts that they watch(ed) porn. So she made the most amazing cover up statement. After the initial "Ummms" and "Aaa"s she said, "I don't like watching the normal porn though. I like the nice and romantic types." What????? Romantic porn? I've never heard of that. Reminds me of a friend of mine who was asked by his girl friend if he ever watched porn (BTW, all the men who've ever dated must have faced the 'do you watch porn' question from their lady loves). The friend of mine would've lied but in a fit of honesty he said, "Occasionally" and before he could say anything else the girl threatened him with the idea of singlehood. So he quickly said, "No. I don't watch the standard porn. I like the funny and comic ones." Double what (what)??

Seriously. What will he hear next - "I like porn but only when they have a good car chase and action scenes"? Or will we hear - "I like porn but only when it's a musical with nice costumes"? Seriously :)

Comments:
so wut kind of porn do you prefer?
 
@sara - what? me? what? me? what? ....
 
But we all know that guys watch porn occassionaly. So why ask?!
 
@tipsy-topsy - true indeed. it's like women asking men "how much do you love me?" - coz there is no way to check if the answer is right :)
 
Lolz !!!

The porn with cars and action scenes reminds me of Fast n Furious type movies.

....but it was fun...My classmate used to watch porn almost all the nights and she would come and tell that she's getting used to them..
So, its kinda normal for the weaker sex to watch porn..even I would like to watch it someday..
Right now, I am kid for that ! ;;)
 
this is the case i can happily say, bin there done that. and,im not afraid to admit it. tho i did have worries if it was normal for a girl to be a bit addicted to that shit. its a great stress busting thing. and im not talkin about selfgratification either... gives a girl a good laugh, it dos. last time it occupied my mind when i stayed up both nites befor HS results came out....lets hope theres enough shock factor in this comment to shut people up....
 
@debalina - "used to watch all the nights ..." - :O uiiiii maaaaa :) funky mates you have :)

@sayantani - i'm still recovering from the shock factor myself :) btw, "before HS results???" - woah!
 
time for a new post!
 
@anon - am going out now. will be back with a pot later in the evening. good things are worth waiting for and bad things should be made to wait - you decide which category this falls in :)
 
but seriously, sagnik, dont u know that there are diff categories of porn? the seriously-porn porn, the soft porn, the "romantic" porn, the animal kingdom porn....

i think u guys like the seriously-porn porn most. dun deny it, i think all gals agree. =P

or, dont be so suprised to learn that gals do watch porn. let the old chinese saying "eat, sex, it's natural"! =P
 
@lynniebabi - what do you mean by "u guys" :)) and yes, very informative comment :)
 
reminds me of this drew carey line in whose line is it anyway "the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. that's right, they don't matter, just like the plot of a porno movie"
 
@jax - you've got the "point" "bang" on target dude :)
 
If you ask me, your friend's cover up put her in more trouble, coz that shows that she's aware of the different kinds of porn. :)

I know straight guys (I know they're straight coz they had a love marriage) who shun porn.

And there are guys who go "Chhee" when you mention porn :)

"Guys like the 'seriously-porn porn' most".

That's like saying "Women love stitching".

*End of Rant for the day* :)
 
@+vani - my apt mate has never seen porn (except for something that he claims he happened to just see) but then he is someone who blushes when you mention girls - so i would have been surprised if it was otherwise :)
 
How about- I only watch porn that addresses a social issue. Or- I only watch porn with a great background score (musical score, I mean). Or- I only watch porn with exordinary performances (Uff- I mean 'acting'). Ha ha, this is fun.
 
@manish - brilliant comment man! i specially like the socially relevant part - very art house European cinema-ish :)
 
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