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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Food for thought when you are not thinking 

No more talking abt desis in this post. No relationship advice to offer either (though I'm open to receiving some myself). Nor am I going to talk abt blogging rules or my dad. Lest I sound trite and hackneyed, I decided to write abt something I've never dealt with before. Something which is alien territory for me. Something fresh. Something that is ... hmmm, say straight out of the oven. Oven? Did I just say that? Great. Let's talk abt cooking. Yeaaah! Don't worry - this isn't a new blogging subject. People like her, her, her and her have done it with great dexterity. So why should I be left behind? So let me teach you how to cook. Seriously. Just a post abt culinary skills ... with a little extra zzzing!!

Chorus (best enjoyed when imagined to be sung by three scantily dressed lissome lasses)
Hola hola! We have some oil in the pan
Ladies and gentleman, you see I'm ur man
Hola hola! We have some sauce in the tray
Hush hush! Hoosh hoosh! I've got somethin to say


Main song begins. Imagine a bevy of hot women wearing kitchen aprons and hats dancing around trees. Why trees you say? Coz we are gonna use fresh stuff for our dish.

Put your cooking hats on, so we can make a hot dish
It's called Chicken egg kebab, Any questions? Capiche?
Now take a bowl of minced chicken, and two eggs to go
Some tomatoes, chillies, mashed potatoes and some more
A lil cilantro to garnish, and some oil to varnish
Some salt to taste, and soy sauce that we'll waste
We'll take half of an hour, and the dish will serve two
So if you are feeling lonely, Baby I can join youuuuuuu

Hola hola! We have some oil in the pan
Ladies and gentleman, you see I'm ur man
Hola hola! We have some sauce in the tray
Hush hush! Hoosh hoosh! I've got somethin to say


Now put that oven to preheat, and the egg whites to batter
And some butter on the tray, if you don't mind gettin fatter
Now mince the red tomies and add them to the chicken
Slowly add the eggs, and the mashed potatoes to thicken
Add a sprinkle of soya to the mixture and then you just knead
But make sure you wash ur hands girl, coz you'll use them to feed

Hola hola! We have some oil in the pan
Ladies and gentleman, you see I'm ur man
Hola hola! We have some sauce in the tray
Hush hush! Hoosh hoosh! I've got somethin to say


Now make balls with the mixture, coz dough and dough makes chaar
And if you've got it right till now, girl you'll surely reach far
Now put the stuff on the tray and don't forget that silver foil
And bake it for 20 minutes, coz any more and the dish will spoil
Then take out the dish when it's brown and let it just cool
And sprinkle it with chillies and your guests will baby drool

Hola hola! We have some oil in the pan
Ladies and gentleman, you see I'm ur man
Hola hola! We have some sauce in the tray
Hush hush! Hoosh hoosh! I've got somethin to say!!!!

Comments:
I was going to ask why of your movies is this...

You can make dough! Impressive!
 
Aha a very hot recipe I see! But you should add special tips like - ladies can replace lissome lasses with hunky males and the like (for variation) :-))
 
lol...well...this dosent sound much like a post on cooking!;) it sounds more like a byproduct of ur relationship posts:)...like some kinda socialising class in the form of a cooking class:D:D...but hey y dont we hv handsome hunks replacing the hot ladies???...then the whole cooking xperience will be better for us ladies;);)
 
@sanity - i can even make chicken rolls sir. i am exactly the woman that my mom wanted me to marry :(

@aparna - see women will anyway care abt the cooking more and concentrate on the recipe - it is the male attention that i will have to hold :))

@xyz - and someday we will find out who she is :) and btw, this is pure cooking - i actually make this dish quite often and to be very honest - it tastes really good
 
your brain must be an interesting place to visit.
 
SHOWOFF...!!!
 
@brown magic - you should actually check out the brain of people I plagiarize from :D

@anon - yes I am - deal with it :))
 
Sagnik, amake biye koro.
 
Grrrr, am unable to post a comment on are you game for it post.

Sagnik, same same situation here, AM NOT GAME FOR ANYTHING :(
 
ki kharaaap kobita. maane. ki volvo. :-[
 
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